Tuesday, June 26, 2007

ARRRGH FUCKING JOURNAL PROGRAMMING.



I had this typed once...and I KNOW THAT MY PASSWORD WAS TYPED CORRECT! ARRGH FAULTY PROGRAMING! Well, now I have to type it ALL OVER ARRGH!A Day in the Life of Cody5:31: It's too early to be awake. Go back to sleep.7:00: Alarm goes off. I listen to the radio for a while and lay there.7:18: Finally muster up the willpower to get up. I wander half nekkid out of my lair upstairs to the computer, and set a friend's CD to burn.7:23: Get in the shower. Herbal Essences shampoo: IT MAKES YOU ORGASM IN THE SHOWER?!7:49: Go upstairs and eat some maltomeal and a cold pop tart. 8:09: First hour, Band. We practice our Homecoming field march routine. Homecoming sucks. Spare me, please.9:07: Study hall. Get algebra done, and study for a Biology exam, then play the RPG with my friends. I made a Zurg and infested the Playboy Mansion my friend created to make...EXPLOSIVE PLAYMATES. WHOOHOO!9:50: Computer lit. Notes on spreadsheet. I basically surfed the net privatly (thanks to www.safeweb.com) when the teacher wasn't looking.10:45: Gym. Soccar today. I hate the soccer drills he makes us do, but the game itself isn't too bad. Our team won both our games, woohoo!11:34: English. Easy reading assignment. Use most the period to draw a crappy fanart of Videl and study Biology more. Coulda been worse, I guess.12:35: Lunch. Goo of the day was sausage, flavorless egg patty, soggy hash brown, juice. I lift a quarter from a friend (as usual) for a Zebra Cake, so my sugar quota was met so I'd stay awake in afternoon classes.1:05: Algebra. Disguss some funky was how to figure out what 'x' is in problems, then get a midsize assignment with 5 minutes of class left. Looks like study hall fodder.1:55: Physical science. We go over a density lab from yesterday, get questions, and mess around the rest of the period. Me and my friend Steven made a song! Sung to the tune of "Ride Wit Me" by Nelly:So you wanna come eat Spam wit me, drinkin' gravy with my homies,Ohhhh why, so I smell like a goat? (Hey, must be the tuna!)Ok, it sucks. Big whoop, it was fun.I also found cheap yellow clay in my desk! Fun! I messed with it for a while until creating the Tiki Cow God?! Yay for clay!2:45: Biology. The exam, which I was expecting to be hard since I got the A version (there was a version where you could use notes, but max score was a B, so I said no). It was all essays, but incredibly easy (with help from the previously mentioned Tiki Cow God watching over me), and I took a peek at the B test...it was like 5 pages of jargon I knew next to nothing about. I think the A test was easier. ^_^Used the rest of the period to finish up Algebra and Physical Science.3:45: Get home, and retreat to my lair to do my situp routine I do daily, then emerged again to go comp stomping on Starcraft until DBZ came on.5:00: Yay, Dragonball Z! Today's ep was good, chibi Trunks and Goten had to wash dishes to pay for their meal, LOL! Also, Babadi and Dabura rock. Incredibly cool for villans.5:45: Play a modem game of Starcraft with my friend Nathan. He played Protoss, I played Zurg, on a map I made. He spent too much time building defenses in the early game, and I crushed him with an army of Zurg Guardians and smacked the crap out of him, only taking 3 casualties. He had to have had 100 buildings and 150 Dragoons around the world...it was a good game, but he never got past the hatchery near the enterence to the cove where my Hive was. I had about 50 Zerglings and 10 Guardains for guards, and about 15 Sunken Colonies for defence. He did send a scout ship to see my hive itself, and his exact words were "Holy shit!". Heh, it was funny.7:00: Walk the dog. HOW FUN!7:47: Come in, vaccume, and make some ramen noodles, then watch TV for a while. Not much went on after that.There you have it: a day in the life of a typical small town Nebraska teen. Free nachoes in the back! GORGE YOURSELVES!

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